Go the F**k to Sleep! Artisanal Soap

Go the F**k to Sleep! Artisanal Soap

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“All the kids from day care are in dreamland. The froggie has made his last leap. Hell no, you can’t go to the bathroom. You know where you can go? The f**k to sleep.” ~ Adam Mansbach

This book came out when my kiddo was a toddler and I felt seen! The funny thing is, nights when my kids sleep like angels always seem to be the ones when my own insomnia rears its ugly head...

Go the F**k to Sleep Artisanal Soaps are so much nicer than bedtime drama. Handcrafted and small batch made, packed full of moisturizing shea and cocoa butters, skin loving avocado and olive oils, and scented with a spicy blend of orange blossom, myrrh, bergamot oil, sandalwood, and mandarin, let these soaps calm yourself mind and dance you off to dream land. Because while the night sky is beautiful, you deserve some rest!

To use: wet soap and work up a good lather. Apply soap to wet skin and scrub like your mama taught you! Rinse off. While it looks and smells delicious, please do not eat or ingest. Avoid contact with eyes; flush well with water if contact occurs. Discontinue use in the event of skin irritation. Store soap on a vented, draining soap dish and allow it to dry between uses for the longest lasting bar possible!

Have questions about my ingredients? Head to my “About My Ingredients” page! 

Ingredients: Distilled Water, Coconut Oil, Sustainably Harvested Palm Oil, Avocado Oil, Sodium Hydroxide, Olive Oil, Cocoa Butter, Shea Butter, Castor Oil, Fragrance, Sodium Lactate, Mica.